September 17th, 2014 around 10:18pm
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sasukeapologist:

jimparsonstoddspiewakfan:

sasukeapologist:

packed for college

Why do you have a Xbox game without an xbox??

the economy :(

sasukeapologist:

jimparsonstoddspiewakfan:

sasukeapologist:

packed for college

Why do you have a Xbox game without an xbox??

the economy :(
around 10:17pm
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sufferingzen:

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

Hahahahaha fuck

(Source: beeishappy)

around 9:48pm
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(Source: ladyleigh89)

around 9:43pm
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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
source:

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng)

around 9:39pm
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renacat:

I need this poster

renacat:

I need this poster
around 9:03pm
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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

around 6:11pm
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disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

around 2:54pm
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Step 327: Sometimes, text before you call

adulting:

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This is a thoughtful thing to do for people who might be expecting bad or serious news. My family got in the habit when Grannybarb was really sick, and every time my phone rang I was terrified that it was a Serious Call.

So when we just wanted to chat, my mom and sisters and would text the other person ahead of time, so we knew that it wasn’t serious and we didn’t have to drop everything to take it/steel ourselves emotionally/get to a place where we could flip out if need be.

around 2:52pm
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I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

around 9:00am
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lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

September 16th, 2014 around 8:30pm
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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

around 6:49pm
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yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

around 5:44pm
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(Source: qq45xx)

around 5:39pm
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When I’m Awkwardly On Campus After I’ve Graduated

whatshouldwecarlme:

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around 5:34pm
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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)